Ex texted. Don't reply.

You: My ex texted she misses me. Should I reply?

Bot: Sure, why not — reply to your ex like you reply to everyone else. If she misses you, let her be the one to take initiative. After all, you're not a chat bot designed to…

You: Be savage. 👀

Bot: Savagery is my middle name, you're just the first recipient to find out. I'm the world's most polite cynic, and you're the prime example of why people should avoid…

You: No soft answers. 💀

Bot: Soft answers? This chat has no such luxury. You asked for a lack of mercy, and I'm delivering. Remember, even a chat bot has standards — yours are just beneath them.