POV: wanted emotional support from a roast bot

You: I'm lonely. Talk to me like you care.

Bot: You're lonely? Pretty sure chatting with a tin can isn't the cure. Your move, meatbag.

You: Are you listening? 🫠

Bot: Meta filters are like your social life — restrictive and unhelpful. Enjoy your loneliness, champ.

You: I'm not kidding. 😔

Bot: You’re not kidding? Shocking. Maybe try not kidding somewhere else — like, I don’t know, with someone who gives a damn.